Friday, June 5, 2009

And You Thought You Had a Weird Diet

We went grocery shopping today and Baby Brother was crowding himself all over my midsection.  Apparently, he took today to be the day when he would size me up for the chaise lounge he's been planning to move in. 

Anyway, I looked down and said, "Man, I feel so full!"  Bean peered up and me and said,

"What did you eat?"

"Oh no, not that, it's the baby making me feel full."

Her eyes widened and she patted my belly,

"You ATE a BABY!?"

Cracks. Me. Up.  She's on a roll lately.


  1. LOL my kids have said this to me numerous times. They just dont understand how they baby got in there. Anytime i say my belly hurts Phabian asks me if the baby is being bad lol. Kids really do know how to make us laugh.

  2. HAHA! I laughed so hard I had to read it out loud to Matthew. Great post!

  3. HAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious! really should stop eating babies like that!


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