Monday, November 29, 2010

Christmas Card Rejects - Episode 1

Ah, tis the season, yet again.  And of course, we have our Christmas card rejects piling up like unwanted but hilarious mountains of snow. 

Last year's struggle was so bad that I actually didn't send cards at all.  The year before, I had adorable cards ordered and purchased but never got my act together to get them out to everyone.  This year?  This year I'll send a card, come hell, high water, or a booger hanging out a kid's nose.  Yes.  It will happen. 

Here's some samplings of the Christmas cards that weren't meant to be...

 Caly looks bored... Sayer's alright... Lex looks completely disgruntled.  I'm almost tempted to send this to give a taste of what these kids can be like.  But Caly's not smacking anyone, so it's not quite true enough.


Sayer's the only one who looks normal in this picture.  Aside from the fact that he's holding a tiny, naked baby doll with an obscenely large head.  Oh, and then there's Shaun's reflection in the doorway... maybe's that's the way we'll make it into this year's shot?


And there it is... the money shot.  That is, if I were 9 feet tall and shooting from above. 

Alas, we'll attempt again tomorrow. If these kids don't cooperate, I'm sending out the one where they all look goofy.  Hey, it's payback!

16 comments:

  1. First One - Bean's look makes me think of "Firestarter".

    Second One - C is doing a Bugsy Malone impression? It's quite good I must say.

    Third One - I like this one actually. Makes me think maybe Jesus was waving from a cloud or something. I should look up more often.

    :)

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  2. Ok, I didn't make it to the laundry. LOL I love all three pics. They are the true personality of your kids shining through, I imagine. :)

    I agree with Wally, though. The 3rd one is priceless. Maybe Jesus was looking down...if we look up a bit more, we might all be smiling like they are. :) :)

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  3. Oh, one more thing ... I have the cards I bought the year Gmail was born (the kid, not the email site) still waiting to be addressed. LOL

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  4. Ummm... Jen? Do you see the little girl in the window of the second one? The window allll the way to the left?

    FREAKY.

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  5. I LOVE the third one! I think that's a winner.

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  7. Awwww! They're all cute! You could do a montage card with all the "rejects".

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  8. I really like the last one! I think even though they are not looking at the cam they are all looking in one direction and smiling. I would call that a great picture lol

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  9. I love all of them! Thanks for giving me a good chuckle (mostly from the commentary on each of them)..

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  10. AmyB - I see what you mean - creepy! But Jen, I really like that 3rd one - so cute!

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  11. I love the Christmas card rejects. The first one is pretty funny but a little smacking upside the head would up the funny factor.

    I tried to take pictures of my kids on the beach when we were at Assateague this summer. Total disaster! They just kept complaining the sun is in their eyes.

    My holiday card is still a work in progress. Last year we had awesome professional pictures done and I used the same photo in my blog header in our Christmas cards and it was a big hit.

    I hope you have better luck today.

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  12. This is hilarious!! I covet a Jen card for my wall so I hope it works out :-) I've been dreading the frustration of trying to get a pic of my 2 and have pretty much given up on one with all 4 of us in it...why can't our kids love to be photographed as much as we love to photograph them??

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  13. Jen, can you explain the 2nd picture with the girl in the window? Is it our imagination?

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  14. YES, PLEASE JEN. It's haunting meeeeee

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  15. I keep coming back to find out who that mysterious girl is...

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  16. Oh my goodness, I keep forgetting to come back and post this:

    The munchkin in the window? Not a little girl... that's my nephew... wondering when his turn to be entertained by my silly hubs would be.

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