1. Turdles - I dare you to look at this and not laugh. However, upon more investigation, I've come to discover that a "turdle" is actually a turtle shaped item made from some sort of dung to fertilize gardens. The garden accessory that you've always wanted! Also, the guy in the pic is apparently a bit of a cult hit in his funny but irreverent Etsy shop, which can be found here.
2. I had a dream last night starring a ghetto squirrel wearing a knit hoodie that said, "What The Suck?!" It was literally knit into the sweater, as if his fuzzy little squirrel grandmom lovingly took the time to put it into the design in a nicely contrasting yarn. Every time I looked at him, he'd tip his head sideways, look at me and say, "Whaaaaaaaa?" while flashing a gang sign. It. Was. Weird. Thank you pregnancy.
3. There's this:
No, I don't know why I look like a loon. Nor do I know why my sister looks confused. Maybe she's wondering why I'm cackling behind her. There are rarely reasons for my cackle.
4. Right around Christmas, we're driving to TX. With three kids. and 6 month pregnant me. Yes, driving. In 2.5 days. I am TERRIFIED. Start sending your travel tips now. (And chocolate. And money for the therapist bills. And fried rice wouldn't hurt).
5. It's 10:30 in the morning. I've already had a Heritage Dr. Pepper, (they're baaaaack!), some water, a bowl of cereal, some peach slices, a chocolate chip cookie, (not sure how I stopped at one), and three giant bowls of salad. Moving onto ice cream, apples, cheese, and perhaps watermelon before noon.
C'mon, gimme something random about YOU.