The kids have been quite sick for the past week but that hasn't stopped them from making me giggle. Sometimes out loud, sometimes behind my hands.
Why is it that they're the funniest when I'm not allowed to laugh because it will encourage them into more mischief?
Yesterday, I set the kids up with lunch at the kitchen table and told them that I was going back to my room to feed the {highly distractable} baby. I implored them to be good, put Lex in charge of telling me if there was a need for me to address, and told them to eat their food and hang tight.
Not two minutes passed before Lexi came trotting in,
"MooooooOOOOOOmmmmm!"
(How can they take a one syllable word and drag it into 11? How?!)
"What's the matter, Lex?"
She put her hands on her hips and in a very disapproving voice, she said, "Mom. Sayer dumped out his yogurt drink all over the table."
It had been one heck of a week. I closed my eyes, took 3 deep breaths and instead of freaking out, (clap for me, please), I told Lex to go to the cabinet under my table and get some napkins to help him clean it up.
Rational solution, right?
Yeah.
She shrugged her shoulders and chirped, "Oh! I don't need to do that!"
"Um, why?"
"Because Sayer is licking it up with his tongue!" And she trotted back into the kitchen without another word.
Well, I suppose that's another solution.
Later yesterday, I had to take Sayer back to the doctor's office and he capitalized on having Mommy's undivided attention. Despite being quite sick, he was singing me songs, "Uh oh, oh no, things are kinda tricky!" and "Yo ho, let's GO!" (Name those kids' shows for 1 million... points!)
Then he was messing with the hood on his shirt and said, "Oh Mama, LOOK! I have big giant ears!"
"You have big giant ears?"
"Yes, I have big giant ears!" He put his fingers behind them and made them stand out. I grinned and asked, "Do you have a little tiny nose?"
He very seriously said, "No. I have a big giant nose. And big giant ears."
So I asked, "Do you have a little tiny head?" I couldn't help it.
And of course, he replied, "NO! I have a big giant head!" And after a pause, "And I wear big giant hats."
I guess I should stop talking about the kid and his big giant cranium while in his presence.
But look! It fills out a fire hat!
Before the plague visited our house, we went to lunch with Shaun's mom and dad. Caly was looking through pictures on someone's phone as we waited for our food and she suddenly piped up,
"OH! That's my gorgeous face!" and after scrolling through a few more, "Oh there's MORE of my gorgeous face!"
Well, I guess all of my fears about her self-esteem being wounded from being a sandwiched middle child are unfounded.
And finally, I'll leave you with this picture. I think it speaks for itself.
No, he's not really for sale. Priceless, I say :)
Thursday, October 20, 2011
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Maybe he's not really for sale to YOU, but he does have three older siblings that might feel differently. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about doctors offices that bring out the real goofy in kids?